One of the things that most of us who work here love about our jobs is dealing with people. One of the things that most of us hate is dealing with people. Naturally being actively involved in the service of alcohol, we get to see people at their very best and sometimes at their very worst. Generally speaking we aim not to see them in that state, but alas some people just shouldnt be out in adult company.
Anyway, one of the joys of dealing with people is the number of insane questions that we face on a daily basis. Some are comical, many are interesting, more than a few are bizarre and some are just downright daft. We always try to respond in an appropriate manner, but sometimes it is hard. When the customer asks you if the pigeons are caught locally, what are we supposed to say?? I swear sometimes it is hard to keep a straight face.